Our Man Flint
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IMDB rating: 6.40 Plot: When the intelligence agencies of the world find that their agents are being murdered at an alarming rate their leaders all write out the qualities an agent will need to succede against the terrible crisis they are facing. Derick Flint is the only agent with all the qualities, but his old boss refuses to work with him until ordered to by the president. Flint is the worlds greatest secret agent, worlds greatest lover, an expert on electronics and Dolphin speech and goes to Moscow for Ballet (To Teach!) When attempts on his life are made, Flint begins to search out the mad scientists who want to remake the world after taking over with the aid of their earthquake machine. |
Actors: Coburn James,Cobb Lee J.,Mulhare Edward,Fong Benson,St. Clair Michael,Williams Rhys,Conway Russ,Walker William,Brocco Peter,Action,Adventure,Comedy,Fantasy,Sci-Fi,
A new bible for the christian and atheist alike (now we can agree)?
The Book of Creation
Chapter 1
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In the beginning God created Dates.
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And the date was Monday, July 4, 4004 BC.
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And God said, let there be light; and there was light. And when there was Light, God saw the Date, that it was Monday, and he got down to work; for verily, he had a Big Job to do.
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And God made pottery shards and Silurian mollusks and pre-Cambrian limestone strata; and flints and Jurassic Mastodon tusks and Picanthopus erectus skulls and Cretaceous placentals made he; and those cave paintings at Lasceaux. And that was that, for the first Work Day.
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And God saw that he had made many wondrous things, but that he had not wherein to put it all. And God said, Let the heavens be divided from the earth; and let us bury all of these Things which we have made in the earth; but not too deep.
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And God buried all the Things which he had made, and that was that.
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And the morning and the evening and the overtime were Tuesday.
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And God said, Let there be water; and let the dry land appear; and that was that.
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And God called the dry land Real Estate; and the water called he the Sea. And in the land and beneath it put he crude oil, grades one through six; and natural gas put he thereunder, and prehistoric carboniferous forests yielding anthracite and other ligneous matter; and all these called he Resources; and he made them Abundant.
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And likewise all that was in the sea, even unto two hundred miles from the dry land, called he resources; all that was therein, like manganese nodules, for instance.
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And the morning unto the evening had been a long day; which he called Wednesday.
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And God said, Let the earth bring forth abundantly every moving creature I can think of, with or without backbones, with or without wings or feet, or fins or claws, vestigial limbs and all, right now; and let each one be of a separate species. For lo, I can make whatsoever I like, whensoever I like.
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And the earth brought forth abundantly all creatures, great and small, with and without backbones, with and without wings and feet and fins and claws, vestigial limbs and all, from bugs to brontosauruses.
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But God blessed them all, saying, Be fruitful and multiply and Evolve Not.
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And God looked upon the species he hath made, and saw that the earth was exceedingly crowded, and he said unto them, Let each species compete for what it needed; for Healthy Competition is My Law. And the species competeth amongst themselves, the cattle and the creeping things; and some madeth it and some didn’t; and the dogs ate the dinosaurs and God was pleased.
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And God took the bones from the dinosaurs, and caused them to appear mighty old; and cast he them about the land and the sea. And he took every tiny creature that had not madeth it, and caused them to become fossils; and cast he them about likewise.
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And just to put matters beyond the valley of the shadow of a doubt God created carbon dating. And this is the origin of species.
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And in the Evening of the day which was Thursday, God saw that he had put in another good day’s work.
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And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness, which is tall and well-formed and pale of hue: and let us also make monkeys, which resembleth us not in any wise, but are short and ill-formed and hairy. And God added, Let man have dominion over the monkeys and the fowl of the air and every species, endangered or otherwise.
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So God created Man in His own image; tall and well-formed and pale of hue created He him, and nothing at all like the monkeys.
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And God said, Behold I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of the earth. But ye shalt not smoketh it, lest it giveth you ideas.
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And to every beast of the earth and every fowl of the air I have given also every green herb, and to them it shall be for meat. But they shall be for you. And the Lord God your Host suggesteth that the flesh of cattle goeth well with that of the fin and the claw; thus shall Surf be wedded unto Turf.
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And God saw everything he had made, and he saw that it was very good; and God said, It just goes to show Me what the private sector can accomplish. With a lot of fool regulations this could have taken billions of years.
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And the evening of the fifth day, which had been the roughest day yet, God said, Thank me it’s Friday. And God made the weekend.
http://baetzler.de/humor/book_of_creatio n.var
Well, now, that was just funny.
| Mar 09, 2009
lol that was actually kinda funny.
answer mine please?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index; _ylt=AjOuOJj9Wfpj82p_iC2r9QTsy6IX;_ylv=3 ?qid=20090309201954AAb7UiO
?BTBAM? | Mar 09, 2009
lol
Anonymous #265 | Mar 09, 2009
I prefer this version:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/
Dan -E- | Mar 09, 2009
How many more are you going to make, when the original is not here?
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Ankaboot | Mar 09, 2009
Very, very nicely done! hehehee
ellie | Mar 09, 2009
Awesome
Kinae | Mar 09, 2009
Heretic!
Blood | Mar 09, 2009
The god seems really educated
Whatever happen to his followers?
Smooth Kitty AY AE | Mar 09, 2009
interesting.
bootsers | Mar 10, 2009