County Hospital (1932) IMDB rating: 7.30 Plot: Visiting Oliver in the hospital where he’s recovering from a broken leg, Stanley wreaks havoc on both his friend (getting Oliver strung up from the ceiling by his cast-encased leg) as well as the doctor, who winds up dangling out the window. After they’re ordered out, Stanley tries to drive Oliver home, unaware that he’s just accidentally injected himself with a powerful sedative.

Actors: Laurel Stan,Hardy Oliver,Gilbert Billy,Austin William,Lufkin Sam,Cooke Baldwin,Holliday Frank,Kinsey Ham,Short,Comedy,

Do you like this short story I wrote? This is only the first part…?
Plz don’t take it

~The Girl with 5 Names~

It all started on Tuesday, September 13, 1994 in Franklin, Nebraska. The air was thick with mist from the night rain and a very beautiful child was about to be born at Franklin County Memorial Hospital, at 10:30 AM, Trudy Sternum

Modesty Blaise (1966) IMDB rating: 5.10 Plot: Great Britain is giving 50 million pounds worth of diamonds to a Middle East sheik in return for oil concessions. There are rumors of a plot by arch-criminal Gabriel (Dirk Bogarde) to steal the diamonds, so the Secret Service Chief (Harry Andrews) seeks the help of sexy spy Modesty Blaise (Monica Vitti), who brings along her sidekick Willie Garvin (Terence Stamp).

Actors: Stamp Terence,Dirk Bogarde,Andrews Harry,Craig Michael,Revill Clive,Revill Clive,Knox Alexander,Chow Michael,Melia Joe,Urzi Saro,MacGreevy Oliver,Comedy,Crime,Thriller,

What's your favourite "bad" film or series?
I mean the kind that are so badly made they’re hysterically funny. Like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or the 1966 version of Modesty Blaise. Or that series "The Prisoner". Explain why: poor effects, cheesy acting, or something else?
Zara, honey, we’re talking here about films that *are* bad, so bad they’re good!

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Oh man, I love alot of the bad 80s sci-fi movies that come on late at night. One of my favorite bad 80s movies is Clash of the Titans. I also liked Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Justme | May 24, 2007

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The A Team – for the reasons you state, poorly conceived, poor story-line, rubbish sets and actors – but they had an awesome van. And the Prisoner was a classic, bad series indeed !!
chillipope | May 24, 2007

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i used to like prisoner cell block H
carr51 | May 24, 2007

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Elvira Mistress of the Dark – and quite possibly Tank Girl.
Watch the movies and you’ll see why, lol
KoolAid | May 24, 2007

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No Retreat No Surrender. Really bad action movie from the early 80’s.
wahonlew | May 24, 2007

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The land of Giants was hilarious, I watched it a few times when C4 repeated them.

Just remembered about a film from the lovely 80’s called Basket Case, and the immortal cheesy lines of’ Whats in the basket?’ ‘Its my brother!!!’
Mas | May 24, 2007

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Series – Manomal was a all time classic cheese
Film – Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the eighth dimension
Loader2000 | May 24, 2007

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Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze.
Terrible movie, but every time I watch it from beginning to end.
aciddddropper | May 24, 2007

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Sunset Beach – was on a few years ago here in UK – so cheesy you could smell it lol
One good thing out of it though – Eddie Cobain – as I like to call dimples
Redhead | May 24, 2007

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Commando with Arnie. Its just hilarious he even jumps out of an airliner and lands in a river then just runs off!!!. He also shoots the same bloke on about 10 different occassions in the final battle. He also senses some people are coming to get him as they are down wind of him !!!.

Let off some steam Bennett !!!
Mark T | May 24, 2007

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Blake 7 … I didn’t think much of the cardboard acting at the time, but having seen a few re-runs I have been amazed just how much the set moved too. If the actor was to close a door the whole set shook, quite funny in an odd way.
brianthesnailuk2002 | May 24, 2007

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Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace. Nothing beats a cheap cheapie.
Jif L | May 24, 2007

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I loved an Australian horror movie called "Bad Taste". It starts of with a group of aliens who discover the latest in fast food – humans and just gets worse from there on.

The acting is atrocious, the horror effect are straight out of a boy scouts halloween meeting, but it is a very funny film to watch. Favourite part of the film, where the anti-hero attacks the aliens with a petrol lawn mower. Apparently the scene still holds the record for the most fake blood ever used on a set in one scene.
Anchor Cranker | May 24, 2007

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The Incredible Hulk,I mean that back then was classic but I cringe now when I watch it,lol!!!!
bunkyfoots | May 24, 2007

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Hello.
"The Prisoner" is the BEST tv show of all time, are you nuts?
For truly awful, I offer you the ENTIRE CAREER of Doug McClure (excepting "The Virginian", which was merely mediocre. I swear, the man has less presence than a block of wood and an unerring eye for a stinker – especially thr films he made in britain, suc as "The Land That Time Forgot". Terrible acting, clunky script, woeful special effects, wretched plotlines – our hero nevertheless succeeds in being the worst part of any film he is in, no matter how appalling the rest of the film may be. Other noted dreadful actors and actresses acquire charm and a veneer of competence when put in a scene with Doug – even Caroline Munro!
He has been elevated to the acme of awfulness by being selected by The Simpsons to represent actors of so little talent that it seems a kind of negative force – Troy McClure.
Who could argue with that?
Regards, Steve.
Steve J | May 24, 2007

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cell block H was not to bad.
**ZARA** | May 24, 2007

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time of the apes japans answer to planet of the apes using real apes for a start realy naff
big teddie bear | May 24, 2007

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Re: TV series – so many to choose from. The early B&W Flash Gordon’s were appalling SFX-wise, yet sadly quite entertaining.

Re: films – I really like "Freddy Got Fingered" – one of the very very very few films that Roger Ebert gave absolutely no stars to in a review, that critics around the globe lined up to pan,which won two Golden Razzies and effectively ended Tom Green’s Hollywood career.

"Daddy would you like a sausage?

Daddy would you like some sausages?!"

Now how can that scene not be funny…?!

(apart from – it appears – the obvious…?)
gilders | May 24, 2007

Into the Sun (2005) IMDB rating: 4.10 Plot: After the assassination of Tokyo’s Governor by Yakuza members, the CIA bureau chief (William Atherton) for Tokyo puts out a call to an agent (Steven Seagal) that had been raised in Japan and trained by ex-Yakuza. Using his former ties, he quickly determines that a war is brewing between old-guard Yakuza members and a young, crazed leader (Takao Osawa) with ties to the Chinese Tong. Siding with the older members, killing and mayhem ensues as Segal chops his way through the upstart gang members. Contains frequent profanity, very gory violence involving considerable swordplay, some nudity and mild sexual situations.

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Actors: Seagal Steven,Davis Matthew,Osawa Takao,George Eddie,Atherton William,Ken Lo,Toyohara Kosuke,Terao Akira,Masatoh Eve,Ohmura Namihiko,Honda Daisuke,Action,Adventure,Thriller,

What does this girl think of me?
Her attitude towards me is a little confusing to me. I met her through a (female) friend. I don’t know if I’ve shown any romantic interest in her, but I have been friendly toward her because I do like her – then again, I’m not a nasty person, so I wouldn’t be nasty to anybody unless they’d done something terrible (like Mr Bin Laden). I’ve spoken to her few times in person, the first time I got a bit tipsy and don’t remember much and the second time she seemed in a very good mood but it was a brief encounter since I was on my way somewhere. Aside from that it has just been the occasional greeting.

Anyway, if you can be bothered to read, here is our facebook conversation so far (not sure if I will continue it), please tell me what you think:

[She looks me up and adds me as a friend]

Me
hellooo [her name], how’s things?

Her
hello you! everythings ok thanks just in the middle of a huge essay at the mo lol fun times but apart from that good, how’re you? Was nice bumping into you the other day for some reason i never saw you around mpw after i met you at the pub! hows college etc going, cannot believe how quickly its gone, dont you finish in… jan? what are you doing after that are you going travelling or anything fun? hope youre well anyway and maybe see you soon! xxx

Me
things are good thanks! yeah i finish in jan so im having to make everything happen asap, afterwards im going travelling in costa rica/nicaragua then Australia, hedonistic gappie things you know lol. are you here for the whole year?! shame ive barely seen you since that pub night lol what days are you in [college]? x

Her
ahh i am so jealous of you travelling you have no idea, yes sadly im staying at [college] for the yr so whilst youre out sunning yourself i shall be doing exams..! na its ok i like [college] but obvs not as much as travelling! lol yes since i embarrassed myself that night at the pub toppling over i am still so sorry about that im …such a lightweight, so embarrassing..! am in [college] everyday actually, what about you? if ur in any lunch times we should catch up properly avec [the friend] or something what is ur number btw? xxx

Me
well I made the mistake of topping up most of my drinks with the contents of my hip flask so I don’t really remember a huge amount of those shenanigans lol. and yes, while you’re sitting in rainy london you can think of me lying on a beach in costa rica or australia agonising about whether i should go for another swim …or dry off before the barbecue :p. i finish at 1 on tuesday-thursday, my number is [number] so if you’re around fire me a text just before 1 and we’ll pull something together x

Her
ahh rub it in my face why dont you, thank you [my name]!! no exams are way more fun ur missing out by going travelling seriously…..anyway have taken down ur number i have a stupidly busy next few days with meetings about finalizing ucas and essays that need to be done which of course ive left to the last minute but will definitely text you next week and we shall do something! speak v soon xxx

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IDK
KK | Nov 24, 2009

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she told me to tell you to stop writing long questions.
Rachel | Nov 24, 2009

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For right now, I think she’s under the impression that you’re just friends.
WhyBeMean | Nov 24, 2009

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Well.. quite difficult to give a correct interpretation especially when it’s just messages but whatever it is.. it’s good thoughts. She seems quite warm towards you, but that could just be her personality. Whatever it is i think she’s giving you good signs
DevilBesidesYou | Nov 24, 2009

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I think she likes you or is very interested in hanging out to get to know you better.
Sherry | Nov 24, 2009

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dude…ur such a guy. cant u tell she likes u?

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she wants you.

…badly.
Names Jenna, ya dig? | Nov 24, 2009

RoboCop 2 (1990) IMDB rating: 4.90 Plot: After a successful deployment of the Robocop Law Enforcement unit, OCP sees its goal of urban pacification closer and closer. But as this develops, a new narcotic known as “Nuke” invades the streets, leaded by God-delirious leader Kane. As this whole menace grows, it may even prove to be too much for Murphy to handle. OCP tries to replicate the success of the first unit, but ends up in failed prototypes with suicidal issues… until Dr. Faxx, scientist straying away from OCP?s path uses Kane as the new subject for the Robocop 2 project, a living God.

Actors: Glover John,Machado Mario,Ingle John,Noonan Tom,Brown Roger Aaron,Damon Gabriel,Rolston Mark,Hateley John,Rosales Jr. Thomas,Smith Brandon,Merck Wallace,Action,Crime,Sci-Fi,Thriller,

What songs do you never skip on your iPod?
We all have iPods nowadays. I put mine in shuffle and keep on skipping until I find a song I feel like listening to….
I might completely skip a song, I might listen to half of one song, or I might only listen to the chorus of another song.

But we all have songs that are Classics!
Songs that we listen to all the way through, every time we come by it on our iPods….

What are those songs to you?????

Some songs that I never skip:

Billie Jean- Michael Jackson(nuff said)
Robocop & Heartless- Kanye West(new flavor)
Bust it Baby Part 2- Plies ft Ne-Yo(has the perfect hook)
Heart of the City- Jay-Z(off of The Blueprint)

and for the ladies:
Tim McGraw- Taylor Swift(beautifully written)
That’s What You Get- Paramore
Breathe-Taylor Swift ft Colbie Calliat(even more beautifully written)

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I would never skip these:
Time is runnig out:Muse
Game:Disturbed
Before I forget that: Slipknot

And a bunch of other songs
musicsavedmylife | Jul 13, 2009

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i get wat ur saying. um songs i’ll never skipp. everr.

rock wit u – ashanti [dont wanna say why.]
shortie like mine – bow wow [1st song i bought on itunes]
say my name & soldier – destiny’s child [ classics 4 me]
wake it up – E40 [love the chorus]
cookie jar – gym class heroes [ i wrote my own remixx to it..jus cuz]
pop, lock and drop it – huey, bow wow. nd tpain [memories]
bonnie nd clyde- jayz nd beyonce [never gets old]
ordinary people – john legend [prolly one of the most true songs on my ipod]
good life – tpain & kanye west [cuz i live the good life]
man in the mirror – michael jackson [ in my top 5 fav MJ songs]
lose control – missy [best of the best]
hot in herre – nelly [ just a back in the day song]
hate that i love u – rihanna nd neyo [can't get rid of it no matter wat]
buy u a drank – tpain [ reminds me of the old days]

-this list could go on forever but thats just a few of em.
lollipop216 | Jul 14, 2009

Gattaca (1997) IMDB rating: 7.60 Plot: Gattaca Corp. is an aerospace firm in the future. During this time society analyzes your DNA and determines where you belong in life. Ethan Hawke’s character was born with a congenital heart condition which would cast him out of getting a chance to travel in space. So in turn he assumes the identity of an athlete who has genes that would allow him to achieve his dream of space travel.

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Actors: Hawke Ethan,Gore Vidal,Berkeley Xander,Koteas Elias,Underwood Blair,Gamble Mason,Nielson Vincent,Christ Chad,Scott William Lee,Graham Clarence,Drama,Sci-Fi,Thriller,

Is Discrimation a theme in the movie Gattaca?
also, what are the other themes?
Erma : i dont understand how that relates to my question.

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Yes. Also, short people can’t succeed.

dman | Nov 17, 2009

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Discrimation is just one of those cases that holds key importance and you are going to require professional tending to about
Erma | Nov 16, 2009

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Obviously. Genetic discrimination.
Cherry2000 | Nov 16, 2009

Forrest Gump (1994) IMDB rating: 8.20 Plot: The story follows the life of low I.Q. Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) and his meeting with the love of his life Jenny. The film chronicles his accidental experiences with some of the most important people and events in America from the late 1950’s through the 1970’s including a meeting with Elvis Presley, JFK, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, fighting in Vietnam, etc. The problem is, he’s too stupid to realize the significance of his actions. Forrest becomes representative of the baby boomer generation having walked through life blindly.

Actors: Hanks Tom,Sinise Gary,Williamson Mykelti,Humphreys Michael Conner,Herthum Harold G.,Kelly George,Penny Bob,Randall John,Anderson Sam,Drama,Comedy,

Doesn't the Forrest Gump theme played on piano make you want to cry?
cause it makes me want to

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While it is a nice piano piece, it is not classical music. What is the point of this question?
Kayla | Nov 19, 2009

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Yes it does, most beautiful piano music does. Its supposed to.
Christine V | Nov 19, 2009

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No. Plenty of things make me want to cry, I always cry… am crying now – but not that.
MissLimLam | Nov 19, 2009

Deep Red (1975) IMDB rating: 7.80 Plot: A psychic who can read minds picks up the thoughts of a murderer in the audience and soon becomes a victim. An English pianist gets involved in solving the murders, but finds many of his avenues of inquiry cut off by new murders, and he begins to wonder how the murderer can track his movements so closely.

Actors: Hemmings David,Lavia Gabriele,Pagni Eros,Mazzinghi Piero,Mauri Glauco,Bonamano Aldo,Fanfoni Vittorio,Fioretti Dante,Mariani Jacopo,Horror,Mystery,Thriller,

Menorrhagia (heavy menstrual bleeding) ?
I started my period last year, and it stopped for about 5 months during the summer. It picked back up in late August, and after the first one, I have been having extremely heavy menstrual flows, so bad i must change a "super" less than an hour apart every day, and they last for maybe 3 or 4 days (i don’t have the days right down to be exact) I get huge blood clots a, deep reds and sometimes near black (more like dark maroon) and it in ables me to do anything but stay at home during the four days. they come about 3 weeks apart, so i believe im becoming regular. At night i must change during the night every hour, keeping me up. Lately I’ve been getting mid-back cramps about the second day, hurting a lot. So this does affect my daily lifestyle. I have heard this could be symptoms of Menorrhagia… is this true (i am a virgin so no pregnancy ideas) I am still pretty young (a minor)
Is this something to worry about? what should i do? after a couple more periods will it get less heavy or am i stuck with this? because its a major hassle. would pregnancy pills help, or any other ideas… thank you for your time!!

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I had this same problem around the age of 14 and ended up having to see a doctor because I was becoming anemic because of the amount of blood loss..My doctor placed me on brth control pills which shortened them and made them a lot lighter with little to no cramps. I suggest you make an appointment with a gynecologist as soon as possible.
Shaundrice | Nov 30, 2009

Hamlet (1996) IMDB rating: 7.70 Plot: Hamlet, son of the king of Denmark, is summoned home for his father’s funeral and his mother’s wedding to his uncle. In a supernatural episode, he discovers that his uncle, whom he hates anyway, murdered his father. In an incredibly convoluted plot—the most complicated and most interesting in all literature—he manages to (impossible to put this in exact order) feign (or perhaps not to feign) madness, murder the “prime minister,” love and then unlove an innocent whom he drives to madness, plot and then unplot against the uncle, direct a play within a play, successfully conspire against the lives of two well-meaning friends, and finally take his revenge on the uncle, but only at the cost of almost every life on stage, including his own and his mother’s.

Actors: Abbasi Riz,Attenborough Richard,Blair David,Blessed Brian,Branagh Kenneth,Briers Richard,Bryant Michael,Bygott Peter,Crystal Billy,Daish Charles,Depardieu Gerard,Dinsdale Reece,Dodd Ken,Drama,Crime,Romance,Thriller,

Hamlet Debate HELP Please!!?
Argue: Hamlet’s soliloquies do NOT dull his revenge….they intensify his revenge and his emotions.

I need some good arguments to argue this point…if u have some counter arguments against this point…those will work too, because I will have to do rebuttals against the other team too.

Thank you….any help will be appreciated!

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Too too solid flesh (Act 1) before he sees the ghost, intensifies his anger toward his mother for marrying so soon after his father’s death. To be or not to be (Act 3) weakens his resolve as he contemplates suicide. Alas poor Yorick (Act 5) is the height of his melancholy, and here he is at his weakest, but when Laertes leaps in Ophelia’s grave, he is steeled again.
PlainPat | Dec 15, 2009

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Let’s not forget "what a piece of work is man" in which I think he contemplates his humanity and whether he still wants to be human and frail…
Julian Greystoke | Dec 15, 2009

Bigfoot (2008) IMDB rating: 5.90 Plot: Percy Caldwell is in love with the school’s most popular cheerleader, Madison, but his best friend Leonard doesn’t think he stands a chance. After Percy rescues Madison from the unwanted attention of two bullies, they knock his bicycle off the road with their truck, and he ends up crashing in the forest. When he comes to, he is confronted by a new friend, Bigfoot, an eight-foot-tall creature, who has been displaced by a recent forest fire. Since his parents do not believe his story, Percy decides he has to look after Bigfoot. But when the two bullies stumble upon Bigfoots existence, they decide to capture him, take him back to their farm, and sell him to the highest bidder. Now its up to Percy, Leonard, and Madison to rescue Bigfoot and return him to his home.

Actors: Raque Adam,Tyson Richard,Dudley Kenyon,Chase Andrew,Gibson Brandon,Adventure,Family,

why havent the dna tests and autopsy report for the georgia bigfoot been released yet?
its been over a year since the pressconference i saw on youtube has been posted. i demand to see the results after four days of scaning the internet inside out for them.

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because its not real
courtr04 | Nov 16, 2009

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The other bigfoots have held the man in charge captive so its pretty much a life and death situation.
Jasmin N | Nov 16, 2009

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The bigfoot was a hoax. It was just a costume in a block of ice.
Robin W | Nov 16, 2009

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wasnt real,they lied.
many owls | Nov 16, 2009

Cooler, The (2003) IMDB rating: 7.00 Plot: The Cooler is Bernie Lootz, and THE COOLER is a love story about the changing fortunes of this down-at-heels loser who has made a career out of spreading his virulent bad luck on the floor of Las Vegas’ aging Shangri-La casino. When Bernie falls for a gorgeous cocktail waitress his bad luck is thrown into reverse.

Actors: Macy William H.,Baldwin Alec,Hatosy Shawn,Livingston Ron,Sorvino Paul,Nascarella Arthur J.,Fatone Joey,Gainey M.C.,Scribner Don,Longo Tony,Israel Richard,Landfield Timothy,Drama,Romance,Comedy,

TV Expert here Please!?
Could I have a list of Movies which are on at/the follow up to Christmas

I need:
The Time
The Channel
The Date

(Optional) A list of Christmas Music But Still Fashionable so not really Jingle Bell Rock Etc. Music of the year 2000 would be great!

Please note I am staying in the UK for a Couple of weeks over Christmas so I need all the TV stuff to be on in the UK also I don’t have Sky in the UK so it would be cool if you could stick to analogue

Many Thanks!

Rocky